I had to write this down because it’s just too funny to forget. I will not bust out the participants; they can bust their own selves out if they so choose, although some people might guess who it involves. I’m still laughing my ass off over this.
The two parties were in a car traveling.
Him: Hey? You falling asleep over there? Talk to me.
Her: *yawn* What do you want me to talk about?
Him: I don’t know, just talk to me.
Her: You know, your head is shaped like a corn.
Her: Oh, you know, not long, like an EAR of corn, but like one of the kernals.
Him: What the hell are you talking about?!
Her: You know, like the kernals in the bottom of a bowl of popcorn. The ones that don’t pop. That’s what your head looks like. Only a lot bigger, you know, not tiny.
Him: Go back to sleep.